The Essentials within a Mother's Purse

Everywhere you look there are purses of all sizes but have you ever noticed that a mother's purse always seems to be full of the most random items. Well let me tell you, there is nothing random about what is in a mother's purse. Even when my kids are not around, you know once a year, I have what other people need. Examples: Sitting in a Garage with friends bugs start coming out. People are like, "Man these bugs suck! Maybe we should go inside, but it's so nice out!" No worries my friend I rummage through my purse, I have something for that, Off Bug wipes!!! LOVE THEM and so did everyone else! Night saved converse on. Walking with many of the same friends a different time. Manly friend with beard keeps playing with his pocket knife. "Man put that away before you get hurt" lol mom mode. "No I, ouch!!!" lol Rummage in purse pull out wet wipe for blood over flow and a adhesive bandage, don't even stop walking just patch him up. "Mom do you have chapstick?" Done! " Hunny I have a headache!" Advil Done! "Mom can I have this designer candy bar?" "No, they overcharge! Oh wait I have a coupon for that!" Done! Sometimes my purse even surprises me! The other day I was like man I need a stamp, took out my wallet and BOOM! Done! I swear the purse is to mom what lamp is to genie. That's right moms I just compared us to magical beings who live in unique spaces and make wonderful things happen! Oh wait that is what we do ;) Genie on Mom's Genie On!!!